The Top 6 Worst Holiday Jobs

6> Christmas: candy cane red stripe painter.

5> New Year’s Eve: 24-year-old gal whose career needs such a boost that she kisses Dick Clark at midnight in four time zones.

4> Valentine’s Day: suicide negotiator.

3> Presidents’ Day: intern.

2> Yom Kippur: guy with a pitch pipe who has to tune everyone up for the Day of Atonement.

and the Number 1 Worst Holiday Job…

1> Christmas: elf hunter.

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

John Shurniak, Limerick, SK — 1 (Employee of the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2, 5, Topic
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 3, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO