The Top 6 Worst Euphemisms for “CEO”

6> Daddy (as in “Who’s your…?”)

5> Last Year’s “Apprentice” Runner-Up

4> The Ass of Clubs and Diamonds

3> High School Dropout

2> Lips’ Best Friend

and the Number 1 Worst Euphemism for “CEO”…

1> Simpler Graph, Please

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Credits:

Selected from 12 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 1, 2 (Employee of
the week!)
Kobus Myburgh, Vanderbijlpark, S. Africa — 3
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 4, Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — 5, Banner Tag
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 6
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO