The Top 7 Worst Benefits

7> A 30-second head start.

6> For only a 25 percent increase in costs, your health plan now completely covers polio and smallpox.

5> A $15 co-pay on Jell-O enemas.

4> The non-smoking cubicles are in a suburb of Anchorage.

3> First dibs on the executives’ used medical supplies.

2> A colorful brochure that explains what a “right-to-work” state really means.

and the Number 1 Worst Benefit…

1> Staff discounts at Acme Coffins.

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 1 (Employee of
the week!)
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2, 3, 7 (Hat trick!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 4
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 5
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 6
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — Topic, Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO