The Top 5 Work Duties
Assigned to the Trained Monkey

5> The legal department’s official nit-picker.

4> Shave him, cut off his nads and put him in a boy band.

3> Service department: blame distribution.

2> Coffee jug refiller. (more training required)

and the Number 1 Work Duty Assigned to the Trained Monkey…

1> Network resources specialist for Central Divis– hey, that’s *my* job!

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Credits:

Selected from 13 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 2, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO