The Top 8 Wishes of the Kid Who
Cleans Up the Popcorn at the Theater

8> Should have asked more questions before accepting less pay and free meals.

7> Better lighting to avoid tripping over the testicles that fall off guys watching “Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.”

6> That Lucas would get a decent writer to prevent sweeping up the shattered expectations of all those Star Wars fans.

5> Phone number of the hottie who left her underwear in row YY, seat 7.

4> Some serious price reductions at the snack bar so there’s a little cash left in the wallets left behind.

3> Hard to sweep watching the screen for the Bat Signal. Make note to ask Bruce to explain this secret identity thing again.

2> Teflon JuJuBees.

and the Number 1 Wish of the Kid Who Cleans Up the Popcorn at the
Theater…

1> “Clerks” makes Kevin Smith famous, but will anybody even read “Janitors”?

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Credits:

Selected from 13 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 1, 3, 8 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — 2
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, 6, 7 (Hat trick!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 5
Emily Evans, Kansas City, MO — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO