The Top 9 Ways Your Job Would Be Different
If Your Boss Were “The Boss,” Bruce Springsteen

9> Dude, what’s with the tie?

8> New mission statement: Baby, we were born to run the best accounting firm in the tri-state area!

7> Instead of stock options, everyone grade five or above gets groupies.

6> Watching him do a freestyle riff on my quarterly expense report would be kinda cool.

5> “I donated your raise this year to Greenpeace.”

4> His rock star groupies might not be as sexy as our engineering groupies.

3> Calls all the women in the office “Rosalita.”

2> Even though you’re in Cleveland, your office would have its own exit off the Garden State Parkway.

and the Number 1 Way Your Job Would Be Different If Your Boss
Were “The Boss,” Bruce Springsteen…

1> The office would always smell like New Jersey.

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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Will Middelaer, Simsbury, CT — 2
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3, 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, 6
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 5, 9
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — Topic
Bruce Springsteen, Freehold, NJ — Banner Tag
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Top5 Music Maestro
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO