The Top 5 Ways Work Would Be
Different If You Were a Cartoon

5> Wouldn’t have to be Alex Rodriguez to earn a gazillion dollars.

4> [Insert obligatory Dilbert reference here.]

3> My plan to steal all the sticky notes by scaring my co-workers with a haunted supply cabinet story wou

succeeded — if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

2> Microsoft has strong competition from the Acme Corp.

and the Number 1 Way Work Would Be Different If You Were a
Cartoon…

1> Workplace homicidal rampages increase as people are forced to sing Elton John power ballads.

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Credits:

Selected from 9 submissions from 3 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 3 (Employee of the week!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2, Topic
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 4, 5
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO