September 5th, 2007



MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
Will we have flying company cars? Will
telecommuting be overtaken by cyberslacking? Will
we pay our health benefits toe by toe?
In a word, no. Welcome to the future!


The Top 6 Ways Work Will
Be Different in the Year 3007


6> Finally finished cleaning up from the Y3K bug.

5> Protesters on the lunar surface holding signs objecting to illegal immigrants from Beta Vanusi taking their jobs.

4> Unlike now, your work computer will boot *you* up.

3> The office will be completely paperless…. BAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!

2> I’ll finally be within five years of retirement.

and the Number 1 Way Work Will Be Different in the Year 3007…

1> Laser printers can be set to kill.




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Credits:

Selected from 10 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 3, 4 (Hat trick!/Employee of the week!)
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 2
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 5, 6
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO