The Top 7 Ways to Waste Time at Work

7> Out: Photocopying your butt. In: Photoshopping your butt.

6> Hold a process review of the process review process.

5> Trying to calculate precise depth your nose should be up your boss’s ass for rapid promotion.

4> Carry clipboard, stare at coworker, frown, shake head, write something, repeat. (Not only wastes time, but makes everyone *really* nervous.)

3> Census of office fridge leftovers.

2> Inventory the carpet fibers on your floor; report weekly losses to the facilities manager.

and the Number 1 Way to Waste Time at Work…

1> Actually do something your manager asks for.

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Joel Baskin, Boston, MA — 1 (Employee of the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2, 6
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 7
Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO