The Top 6 Ways To Trim
The Company’s Travel Budget

6> Exec-a-pault!

5> You should probably be hiring more Amish anyway.

4> Require employees under 5′2″ to travel as checked baggage.

3> Send spouses along. No more expense account charges for strip bars and hookers!

2> Flights on acid are much cheaper and more fun.

and the Number 1 Way To Trim The Company’s Travel Budget…

1> New air travel plan: 200 helium balloons, a lawn chair, and a hat pin.

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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Peter Heltzer, Wheeling, IL — 1 (Employee of the week!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2, 4
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 3, 5, 6 (Three-day weekend!)
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 4
Greg Preece, Toronto, Ontario — 6
Lisa Comeau, Toronto, Ontario — 6
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Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — Prez & CEO