November 7th, 2007



MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
You wanna new job? Go wash my car, Chief
Executive Officer of Washing My Car.


The Top 5 Ways to Tell the New Job
Will Be Better Than the Current One


5> When the senior partner asks you to prepare his briefs, it doesn’t involve laundry *or* stain remover.

4> Real fire exits, and not just ones painted onto walls.

3> The security guards only peek in your backpack, not poke your backside.

2> Saying the cross-culturally exciting “You want taco sauce with that?”

and the Number 1 Way to Tell the New Job Will Be Better Than the Current One…

1> Old job: Shooting fundamentalist nutjobs in the uncivilized wasteland of Afganistan. New job: Shooting fundamentalist nutjobs in the civilization- founding farmland of Iraq.




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Credits:

Selected from 7 submissions from 3 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 2 (Employee of the week!)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 3, 5
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — 4, Banner Tag
Joel Baskin, Redmond, WA — Topic
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO