The Top 6 Ways to Tell
Bosses Off Without Them Knowing

6> “Your propelling of blistering aerations deters ardor.” (You blow.)

5> Intentionally lose a light saber duel with your wussy, one-armed son.

4> With a hula.

3> Mention to his wife during your post-coital cigarette chat.

2> Put it in your weekly report; she never reads that, anyway.

and the Number 1 Way to Tell Bosses Off Without Them Knowing…

1> Don’t moisten your lips before kissing his butt.

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 5 (Employee of the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 3, 6
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO