The Top 6 Ways to
Supplement Your Minimum-Wage Career

6> Open your own basement dental practice with stolen tools from a construction site.

5> Peddle oregano labelled “Herbal Viagra” to retirement home residents.

4> Sell your blood. Sell your family’s blood. Sell your neighbor’s blood. Sell your boss’ blood.

3> Offer a quick hit of booze at the drive-through window when someone orders the “extra-special sauce.”

2> That “make-up-your-own-religion” thing really worked for L. Ron Hubbard….

and the Number 1 Way to Supplement Your Minimum-Wage Career…

1> Sell your co-workers into slavery.

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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL — 1, 3, 4 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2
L.M. Comeau, Toronto, ON — 5, 6, Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO