The Top 7 Ways to
Suck Up to the Boss

7> Play “Did You Drop This Twenty, Sir?” when passing him in the hall.

6> Be kind, courteous and never wake him from his afternoon naps.

5> The classics always work best: Offer to tongue-wash his car.

4> “No, really, correcting all your spelling and grammatical errors just keeps me on my toes!”

3> A good, comfortable posture is important, and don’t forget the knee pads!

2> Take his $10,000 offer to stop seeing his daughter.

and the Number 1 Way to Suck Up to the Boss…

1> Compliment his pointy tail, sharpen his pitchfork and put a fresh list of condemned souls on his desk every morning.

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 3 (Employee of the week!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 3, 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 4, 6
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 7
Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO