The Top 5 Ways to
Sneak Into Work an Hour Late

5> Before going home, set all clocks back one hour. Repeat daily.

4> Walk in naked: If you’re an engineer, no sane person will look at you.

3> “I’m keeping time with our strategic customers in Germany; they don’t go on Daylight Savings for another two weeks.”

2> Call in and announce, “Well, we couldn’t get anything decided at the breakfast meeting. Any messages for me?”

and the Number 1 Way to Sneak Into Work an Hour Late…

1> Toss a box of Krispy Kremes into the break room for an instant riot.

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Credits:

Selected from 10 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 4 (Employee of the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2, 3, Topic
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — 5, Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO