The Top 6 Ways to
Shorten Your Workday

6> Show up five minutes before the boss arrives, leave five minutes after he leaves.

5> Return from lunch with no pants.

4> Computers had Y2K. Why can’t clocks have an H-12-NOON bug that causes them to be set to 17h00?

3> The tried-and-true after-lunch barf.

2> Accelerate cubicle to near light speed, and five minutes later, time is two hours overtime in your Earth time.

and the Number 1 Way to Shorten Your Workday…

1> Work in Seattle, leave at 2 p.m. when your East Coast clients go home.

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Credits:

Selected from 13 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 6
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 3, 4
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 5
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO