The Top 6 Ways to
Quit a Government Job

6> Leave a random drug-test sample in the supervisor’s coffee mug.

5> Have a poorly hidden affair with a 21-year-old intern, then lie your ass off about it. The voters will do the rest.

4> Convert to Islam.

3> Develop and actively promote logical and efficient standards and practices.

2> Let the Enquirer find *both* Bush twins in your apartment, liquored up and partying down.

and the Number 1 Way to Quit a Government Job…

1> Inhale.

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Credits:

Selected from 12 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1 (Employee of the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2, 6, Banner Tag
Kenn McCracken, Birmingham, AL — 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4, 5
Lisa Comeau, Toronto, Ontario — Topic
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO