The Top 6 Ways to Pass the Time
While the Bosses Are in a Meeting

6> Instead of digging Rustic American ditches, switch to Tudor style with slight overtones of French Provincial.

5> Without all the interruptions, now is the perfect time to do some actual work.

4> After 20 years of this job, I dream that I have any real dreams left inside this harassed, overworked shell with perm-damaged hair.

3> Boffing the client with the same last name, on the copier, always worked for me.

2> Drop lunch items off a 12-story office building to see which makes the coolest stain.

and the Number 1 Way to Pass the Time While the Bosses Are in a
Meeting…

1> Tape a bunch of interns to office chairs for a cube farm demolition derby.

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Credits:

Selected from 12 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 2, 6 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 3, 5
Joel Baskin, Redmond, WA — 4
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO