The Top 6 Ways to Pass
the Time on a Conference Call

6> Mime with sock puppets.

5> Snore. Loudly.

4> For every change of speaker, flip another tarot card and make an eerie matching comment.

3> Take a wireless headset and “utilize the facilities.”

2> Ask each person on the line to lick the phone.

and the Number 1 Way to Pass the Time on a Conference Call…

1> Muster the Paper Clip Corps, defeat the Stapler Beast and return the Holy Post-It Notes to Coffee Mug Castle.

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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 1 (Employee of the week!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2
Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL — 3, 5, 6, Topic (Hat trick!)
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 4, 6
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 6
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO