Hip to be cube.

MEMO FROM THE PREZ:

Feel free to show off your personality
with your cubicle decor. After all, it
is your home away from your actual home,
which is now your home away from home.

The Top 7 Ways to Mark
Your Cubicle Territory

7> Tons of Bush 2004 stickers.

6> Put up mosquito netting and play jungle music.

5> Lay your pants on the corner of your desk when you arrive.

4> Mount on pikes the heads of any who enter your space unbidden. But the pikes have to be inside the cubicle because the employee handbook prohibits personal items beyond cubicle boundaries.

3> The same way you signed off your soul for that promotion… with blood.

2> I’m sorry, but where do you get the idea that any space in the cube farm is *your* space?

and the Number 1 Way to Mark Your Cubicle Territory…

1> A decal of Dilbert peeing on the Pointy-Haired Boss.

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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bruce Kane, St. Louis, MO — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 4
John Shurniak, Limerick, SK — 3
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 4, 5, 7 (Hat trick!)
Randy Travis, Wichita Falls, TX — 4, 6
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO