The Top 8 Ways to Make Your
Morning Commute More Exciting

8> Yellow-light roulette.

7> Ask every person of the same sex if you could sit on their laps.

6> Serve drinks on the bus… to the driver.

5> Sport a grand turban and scruffy backpack.

4> Reading the latest Danielle Steel always spices up *my* drive.

3> In addition to talking on your cell phone, eating breakfast and putting on makeup, include a game of bingo with neighboring cars.

2> Flip someone off, do a shot.

and the Number 1 Way to Make Your Morning Commute More
Exciting…

1> Try to get in the fastest-moving lane, regardless of direction.

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Credits:

Selected from 11 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 1, 2, 3 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 4, 8
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 5, 7
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 6
Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX — Topic
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO