January 4th, 2006
MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
If you think you can trick me into clucking
like a chicken, then think aga– BUCK BUCK BAGAWK!!
like a chicken, then think aga– BUCK BUCK BAGAWK!!
The Top 5 Ways to Give
Subliminal Messages to Your Boss
Subliminal Messages to Your Boss
5> Steal his iPod and repeat on a loop under the music, “Jennifer deserves a huge raise” over and over.
4> Keep putting him on hold, then embed hold music with repeated suggestions to “krunk it up.”
3> Send him an e-mail marked “EgXiTvReEmMeEtLiY UmReGoEfNfT.”
2> Morse code on his back while you’re kissing his ass.
and the Number 1 Way to Give Subliminal Messages to Your Boss…
1> Make sure his son looks like you.
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Credits:
Selected from 10 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 1, 2, 3 (Hat trick!/Employee of the week!)
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — 4, Banner Tag
Jenn McNanna, Grosse Pointe, MI — 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — Topic
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO
