February 21st, 2007



MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
Work hard, play fair. These are the ways to get ahead,
or get taken. I forget which.


The Top 5 Ways to Get Promoted


5> For you? Be somebody else.

4> It involves fishnet stockings and a tight sweater. And if your name is Steve, never ever wearing them again.

3> Come in early, work through lunch and dinner. If you’re available at those three times, you can take two four-hour breaks during the day and still get ahead.

2> “Dad, can you promote me?”

and the Number 1 Way to Get Promoted

1> Knock up the CEO.




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Credits:

Selected from 12 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 1, 2, 5 (Hat trick!/Employee of the week!)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 2, 4
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 3
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO