The Top 6 Ways to
Get Beat Up on the Job

6> Leave skid marks when photocopying your ass.

5> “I told the boss how much we could save by skipping the convention in Vegas in favor of the trade show in Des Moines.”

4> Hang an “I Luv Bill Gates” poster in the CIS department during a Windows upgrade.

3> Switch the coffee pot to decaf without telling anyone.

2> Volunteer your department to work the holiday weekend.

and the Number 1 Way to Get Beat Up on the Job…

1> Every day, wear the same outfit as your boss — especially if you’re of opposite sexes.

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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2, 3, 6 (Hat trick!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 5
Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO