The Top 8 Ways to Entertain the
Customer Until the Boss Shows Up

8> “Can you guess what I have in my pants?”

7> Pull up JPEGs found in the boss’s cache from his after-hours Web surfing.

6> Catch your sleeve in the shredder and get “rescued” — yeah, that’s what happened!

5> Offer to let her pet the rhinoceros.

4> Demonstrate the ability to tie Boy Scout knots and neckties with your bare feet.

3> Put LSD in his coffee.

2> Use sticky notes and a marker to make a deck of cards for canasta.

and the Number 1 Way to Entertain the Customer Until the Boss
Shows Up…

1> Provide a brief overview of relevant production schedules… while wearing a chicken suit.

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 3, 7 (Hat trick!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 4, 7, Topic
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 8
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO