The Top 6 Ways to End a Dull Meeting

6> In a Klingon accent, growl “Enough talking like weak humans! Today is a good day to die! I challenge anyone who disputes me! I await dissenters in the cafeteria of honor.” Stalk out.

5> Every 5 minutes ask, “Are we there yet?”

4> Pass out pictures of your dog licking himself.

3> Start a line dance! Hey Macarena!

2> Yawn. Crawl up the table hoarsely calling “Coffee… need coffee!” Grab the presenter by the lapels and incoherently shout about time, caffeine, “the bottom line”, and walruses.

and the Number 1 Way to End a Dull Meeting….

1> Pretend to take a phone sex call on your cell phone. Then hand the phone to the boss and announce, “It’s for you.”

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Selected from 53 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX — 1, 5 (Employee of the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2, 6, Banner Tag, RU list name
Emily Evans, Kansas City, MO — 3
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA — 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — President & CEO, Fart list name