The Top 5 Ways to
Diversify Your Workplace

5> Every third staffer must either turn gay or undergo mandatory tanning.

4> Put an immediate stop to the cloning replacement program.

3> Only allow the all-white all-male board of directors to hire two people for every one HR hires.

2> Hire some U.S. citizens to work in the sweatshop.

and the Number 1 Way to Diversify Your Workplace…

1> Bring in eunuchs/programmers.

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 1, 3, Topic
(Employee of the week!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — 4, 5, Banner Tag
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 5
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO