December 20th, 2006



MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
Merry Christmas!


The Top 8 Ways to Celebrate
Your Favorite Holiday at Work


8> Easter: Let a dozen rabbits loose in the photocopier room.

7> Presidents’ Day: Nail an intern!

6> Groundhog Day: Feed the boss rodent poison.

5> St. Patrick’s Day: Walk around the office naked so the ladies *know* I’m not wearing any green.

4> Arbor Day: Shred some former trees.

3> Valentine’s Day: Prep sexual harassment lawsuits.

2> Good Friday: Recovery Sunday.

and the Number 1 Way to Celebrate Your Favorite Holiday at Work…

1> New Year’s Day: Come into work with rumpled clothes and a raging hangover… same as every day.




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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 1, 3 (Employee of the week!)
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 2, 5, 7 (Hat trick!)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 6
John Shurniak, Limerick, SK — 8
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO