The Top 9 Ways to Annoy
the Computer Department

9> “Where’s the ‘ANY’ key?”

8> Ask them to help fix your radio. It’s kinda like a computer.

7> Invite them to a party; make them talk to girls.

6> “I’m going out for some food. Would you like me to bring back a salad or something?”

5> Use incorrect Elvish grammar when you call them.

4> Tell them you have a virus. When they come to check your computer, sneeze on them.

3> Answer surveys with for satisfied and for unsatisfied.

2> Touch a computer. Any computer. At any time.

and the Number 1 Way to Annoy the Computer Department…

1> Call their number, yell “Ping!” and hang up. Repeat at random.

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa — 1 (Employee of
the week!)
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 3, 7
Todd Schwartz, Holland, MI — 4, 6
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 8, 9
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO