The Top 9 Ways the Group
Secretary Can Make Your Life Miserable

9> Answers all your questions in Esperanto.

8> Uses mystic ability to change copier toner to exploit any perk he wants.

7> Modifies your word processor to always auto-correct “very” to “vagina.”

6> Pages everyone else when bagels are available in the break room; mails you a postcard.

5> Until she booked that last business trip, you never realized airlines had a “steerage” class.

4> No one else’s expense reports get filed under “to shred.”

3> “I’m sorry he’s busy downloading child pornography. Can I have Mr. Townsend call you back?”

2> Routs your documents to the shared printer… in the Baghdad office.

and the Number 1 Way the Group Secretary Can Make Your Life
Miserable…

1> Won’t give you new box of paperclips until you account for all 100 from the previous box.

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 1, 8 (Employee of the week!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3, 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 9
Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO