May 17th, 2006
MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
Last week was the corporate pens known
as cubicles. This week, we explore the
cubular insides of prisons.
as cubicles. This week, we explore the
cubular insides of prisons.
The Top 6 Ways Prisons
Are Better Than Cube Farms
Are Better Than Cube Farms
6> Prisons offer more frequent conjugal visits.
5> With good behavior, you get to leave early.
4> The sense of accomplishment when you finish a license plate is just unrivaled.
3> The commute is shorter and less dangerous.
2> When you’re thrown in the hole, at least you get some privacy.
and the Number 1 Way Prisons Are Better Than Cube Farms…
1> The sadists all wear guards’ uniforms. At the office, you have to guess.
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Credits:
Selected from 15 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 2, 3
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 4, 6
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX — 5
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO
