The Top 8 Ways Cab Drivers
Make Their Days More Enjoyable

8> Guesses which pedestrians are insured by the sound their bodies make against the windshield.

7> Wears a turban and adopts an accent, even though she’s blonde and Swedish.

6> Every time a new fare announces his destination, asks “You want fries with that?”

5> Adds another thin layer to the booger stalactite.

4> Refuse to shower Increases sense of oneness Lose self into self.

3> To debate effectively with passengers, bones up on newspaper instead of just wasting time driving.

2> Entertains fares by using the rhythm line of “25 or 6 to 4″ when pounding on the horn.

and the Number 1 Way Cab Drivers Make Their Days More
Enjoyable…

1> Learns English.

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Credits:

Selected from 11 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 7 (Employee of the week!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 3, 4 (Hat trick!)
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — 5, 8
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 6
Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO