The Top 6 Value
Add-Ons for Businesses

6> Auto mechanic: Free extra screws and bolts.

5> Politician: Hip boots and shovels.

4> General store owner: Fishing worms with lamp controllers (no, wait, “bait-and-switch” is illegal).

3> Truck-stop clerk: Purchase a pair of 64-ounce soft drinks, get $1 off on a box of Depends.

2> Lawyer: Half off divorce proceedings with every prenuptial agreement.

and the Number 1 Value Add-On for Businesses…

1> Plastic surgeon: Buy two, get the third one free.

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Credits:

Selected from 9 submissions from 3 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Joel Baskin, Boston, MA — 1, 2, 6 (Employee of the week!)
(Hat trick!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 3, 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO