The Top 8 Uses for Used Sticky Notes

8> Inter-departmental origami contests.

7> Draw eyes and place them on your glasses to sleep through meetings undetected.

6> Weave them into yellow ribbons to decorate the offices of downsized co-workers.

5> Leave a trail so you can find your way back from the restroom to your newly assigned cubicle.

4> Use them as a lint brush during those particularly productive staff meetings.

3> Peanut butter and sticky note sandwiches.

2> Arrange them in a pentagram in the back parking lot with a copy of “The Da Vinci Code” in the middle.

and the Number 1 Use for Used Sticky Notes…

1> Write your resume on each note so you won’t be detected at work. Re-assemble at home.

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Credits:

Selected from 19 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 1, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of
the week!)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2, 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 4, 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 8
Kobus Myburgh, Vanderbijlpark, S. Africa — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO