NOTE FROM LITTLE FIVERS:

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relief efforts for survivors of the tsunami in Asia,
take five minutes to make a contribution now.
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The Top 6 Uses for
Silly String at Work

6> To indicate speaking turns at meetings.

5> Instant “power tie” kit.

4> It couldn’t possibly be worse than the current non-dairy creamer.

3> Hog-tie the silly ass you work for.

2> Making your own Spidey webs to keep people *out* of your office.

and the Number 1 Use for Silly String at Work…

1> Just a quick swirl to cover the bald spot before talking to the new secretary.

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 1 (Employee of
the week!)
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 2, 6
Kobus Myburgh, Vanderbijlpark, S. Africa — 2
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 3, 4, 5 (Hat trick!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4
Joel Baskin, Redmond, WA — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO