The Top 5 Upsides to Fraternization

5> Going to the gym takes up too much valuable lunch break time.

4> The superlative joy of explaining the $832 charge for condoms on your expense account to that bitch in Accounting who stood you up.

3> If your lovers are also coworkers, you can use the “send to everyone” email command to inform them that you tested positive for chlamydia.

2> After you “accidentally” kick out the wires under your desk, cute little IT guy crawls under to fiddle with things.

and the Number 1 Upside to Fraternization…

1> Cubes are free — cheap motel rooms cost money.

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Credits:

Selected from 8 submissions from 3 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 3, 4 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 2, 5
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — banner tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO