April 25th, 2001



The Top 6 Things You Probably
Didn’t Know About Alan Greenspan


6> Filled in for ailing Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich during “Load” tour.

5> Once won 51 percent of Zima in poker game.

4> In 1997, Green-lighted the “Tickle Me Alan Greenspan” doll to revive lackluster Christmas spending.

3> Once threatened to change his title to “Master G, Chief Beeyatch Of Benjamins And Monetaree Poli-C”, because he knows damn well he could.

2> Was originally cast to play “Kramer” on Sienfeld until that banking gig started heating up.

and the Number 1 Thing You Probably Didn’t Know About Alan
Greenspan…

1> Overdraws his checking account at least twice a week.




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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dave James, Hermosa Beach, CA — 1 (2nd #1)
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2
Charlie Studders, Detroit, MI — 3
Greg Preece, Toronto, Ontario — 4, 6
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 5, Runner Up list name
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Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — President & CEO