January 16th, 2008
MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
In case you end up looking for work,
remember: Lips closed, eyes open.
Ears … whatever.
remember: Lips closed, eyes open.
Ears … whatever.
The Top 6 Things You Might
Hear in the Unemployment Line
Hear in the Unemployment Line
6> “I hear they’re planning on outsourcing this, too. We’ll have to line up in Mumbai!”
5> “Wow! I used to work for Donald Trump, too!”
4> “Cigarettes and beer and … bam! Seven pounds lost in a week.”
3> “So you say you’re the former Attorney General. Do you have any practical skills?”
2> Whatever it is, it isn’t in Spanish.
and the Number 1 Thing You Might Hear in the Unemployment Line…
1> “Can I get that in Euros?”
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Credits:
Selected from 12 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1, 6 (Employee of the week!)
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 2, 4
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 3, 5
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO
