The Top 9 Things to Say at the
Watercooler When You Have Nothing to Talk About

9> “You ever wonder what ‘Pantsless Fridays’ would be like?”

8> “Your earlobes are well-formed.”

7> “Does this tie make my ass look big?”

6> “So, is Sartre’s overt nihilism going to help the Red Sox in the post-season?”

5> “Hey Bob, do you ever… uh… you know… get that not-so-fresh feeling?”

4> “I’d like to tell you about Amway….”

3> “So… do you and the wife swing?”

2> “You know, that’s the coolest thing since sliced white radials.”

and the Number 1 Thing to Say at the Watercooler When You Have
Nothing to Talk About…

1> “Nice and wet today, huh?”

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1, 6
(Employee of
the week!)
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 2
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 3, 7
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 5, Topic
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 8
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 9
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO