The Top 6 Things to
Do With Your “Bonus”

6> Spring for the king-sized candy bar.

5> Buy a fiber-optic webcam for the back of the office refrigerator and one lunch-bag-sized bear trap.

4> Purchase the pint of vodka you need to get you through t

next day of work.

3> Give to Charity. Sweet, sweet Mistress Charity.

2> Buy that spine you always wanted to stand up to the office jerk.

and the Number 1 Thing to Do With Your “Bonus”…

1> Finally get the other breast done.

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Credits:

Selected from 11 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Jenn McNanna, Grosse Pointe, MI — 2, 4
John Shurniak, Limerick, SK — 3
Joel Baskin, Redmond, WA — 5, 6
Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO