January 16th, 2006
MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
Who moved my cheese?!?
The Top 10 Things the Office Gnomes
Do When Nobody Is Around
Do When Nobody Is Around
10> Speeel chek awl da impotant prezuntations da nite beefour da beeg meating.
9> Reset the height on the chairs from tall to short and short to tall.
8> Surf for porn on my computer. That’s my excuse, and I’m sticking with it!
7> Go for the company record: 79 bottoms on one photocopied page.
6> Whatever it is, it sure as hell isn’t finishing my marketing report.
5> Move decimal points in the third-quarter sales projections.
4> Unplug the keyboard on half the computers. Unplug the mouse on the other half.
3> Play inside the snack machine so the items sit two spaces back or get stuck coming out.
2> Disappointingly, they read the company’s annual reports.
and the Number 1 Thing the Office Gnomes Do When Nobody Is Around…
1> Fax the rejected product design to the competition in China. Let ‘em pirate *that* a million times!
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Credits:
Selected from 27 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1, 5 (Employee of the week!)
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 2, 7
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 3
Randy Travis, Wichita Falls, TX — 4
John Shurniak, Limerick, SK — 6
Jenn McNanna, Grosse Pointe, MI — 8
Bruce Kane, St. Louis, MO — 8, 9, 10 (Hat trick!)
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO
