The Top 7 Things
Servers Do to Get Even

7> For you, the soup of the day is *always* cream of asparagus.

6> “Oh, yoo hoo! You, in the Armani! You forgot your quarter!”

5> Those long periods he’s gone? Beemer bumper cars with the valets, baby!

4> The “bottomless cup of coffee” really is bottomless — and filled over your lap.

3> (stage whisper) “I know you can’t acknowledge me here, but our night last week was *wonderful*!”

2> Asks if you called ahead to reserve your silverware.

and the Number 1 Thing Servers Do to Get Even…

1> Spanish Fly in your girlfriend’s drink, saltpeter in yours.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 4
(Employee of the week!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 2
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 3
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 5, 6
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 7
Pam Pickard, North Canton, Ohio — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO