The Top 5 Things Heard Around the
Office That Sound Dirty But Really Aren’t

5> “The staff is holding up pretty well under these tight conditions.”

4> “We added Jennifer to the team and they worked double duty.”

3> “I’ve got an opening I think you can fill.”

2> “She’s such a poor performer I want her off my staff!”

and the Number 1 Thing Heard Around the Office That Sounds Dirty
But Really Isn’t…

1> “Mindy, I need some face time with you today.”

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Credits:

Selected from 18 dirty submissions from 5 dirty contributors.
Today’s filthy Top 5 List authors are:

Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 1 (Dirty employee of the week!)
Peter Heltzer, Wheeling, IL — 2, 3, 5 (Three-way weekend!)
Emily Evans, Kansas City, MO — 4 (Very dirty lady!)
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — Pervert/CEO, Uncensored Banner Tag