August 18th, 2004



The Top 8 Signs You’re
Dealing With a Really Good Sales Rep


8> “He could tell I was a tough negotiator; he gave up and started with his best possible price!”

7> You bought paper clip insurance.

6> You bought two Unbreakable Exercise Machines, as well as a repair kit.

5> “Thanks, man, I’m *so* glad you told me everything about Amway! See you tomorrow!”

4> His most successful pitch: “Who are you going to believe: me or the laws of physics?”

3> You spent $75 for the extended service agreement on a disposable camera.

2> You just bought a George Foreman Grill, and you’re George Foreman.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Dealing With a Really Good Sales
Rep…

1> You planned on buying toner. You wound up pregnant.




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Credits:

Selected from 8 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1 (Employee of
the week!)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 2, 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, Topic
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 5, 6
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 7
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 8
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, Ohio — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO