The Top 6 Signs Your Waiter
Used to Be an Internet Startup CEO

6> While taking your order, asks “Would you like code with that?”

5> Order pad is made out of stock certificates.

4> Has ponytail, earring and bad attitude — yet is *not* an aspiring actor.

3> “You know, if you would have learned to order this meal online, neither of us would be stuck here tonight.”

2> Brags about the burn rate on the flambe.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Waiter Used to Be an Internet Startup
CEO…

1> Promises you the most incredible meal you’ve ever had, but brings you an empty plate.

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Credits:

Selected from 9 submissions from 3 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, 6, Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO