The Top 5 Signs Your
Receptionist Is A Truly Evil Person

5> Her memo pad’s covered with “Mrs. Slobodan Milosevic” doodles.

4> Resets the caller ID that so that anyone you talk to sees on the display that “Butthead” is on the line.

3> Tells everyone who calls that you’re in the bathroom…. spanking the monkey with a baloney sandwich.

2> Stares for hours on end at her “Hang In There, Kitty!” poster, muttering “You’re gonna slip sometime, you little bastard.”

and the Number 1 Sign Your Receptionist Is A Truly Evil Person…

1> When he takes your fingerprint for a temporary badge, he keeps the finger.

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Credits:

Selected from 40 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1 (Employee of the week!)
Greg Preece, Toronto, Ontario — 2, 5
Emily Evans, Whereabouts Unknown — 3
Pam Pickard, North Canton, OH — 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
Office Life Corporate Files — Runner Up list name
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — President & CEO