The Top 9 Signs Your
Office Is Really a Horror Movie

9> Your whole division is going on a weekend team-building trip to a deserted lodge out in the woods.

8> Late at night, the boss insists you wear nothing but your bra and panties.

7> This is*worse* than a horror movie! Even a horror movie has to end *sometime*!

6> You walk through the billing department and tell me they aren’t all zombies.

5> The office virgin is always the first to get assigned to the new projects.

4> The characters are stereotypical and one-dimensional, the story is predictable and once you start walking around in your underwear, you’re done for.

3> The recent project cancellation is due to strong competition, insufficient capitalization, poor market response and those meddlesome kids.

2> There’s one obvious course of action to take, but the people in charge insist on doing just the opposite.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Office Is Really a Horror Movie…

1> I started off on a team of 10, now it’s just me and I’m afraid to sleep.

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 1, 5 (Employee of the week!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 8
Gideon Griebenow,
Johannesburg, S. Africa — 4, 9
Kobus Myburgh,
Vanderbijlpark, S. Africa — 7
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO