The Top 6 Signs Your
Neighbor Telecommutes

6> Saw him picking up a bathrobe at Target for Casual Friday.

5> Paints face on volleyball out of loneliness, then fires it.

4> If he leaves his house in February and sees his shadow, the fiscal year will end later than usual. (Alan Greenspan only.)

3> Has convinced spouse that downloading porn is part of new market research project.

2> Yeah, that’s why he’s over visiting your wife in the middle of the day!

and the Number 1 Sign Your Neighbor Telecommutes…

1> That Starbucks tanker truck delivering to her home every morning.

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Credits:

Selected from 10 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 3, 4 (Hat trick!)
(Employee of the week!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 6
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — 5, Banner Tag
Kenn McCracken, Birmingham, AL — Topic
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO