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a happy holiday season!
MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
Merry Christmas!

The Top 6 Signs Santa’s
Workshop Has Been Cheating Investors

6> A $3,000 clothing allowance for Santa? For cripes sake, he works one day a year!

5> An audit shows that the company paid for Mrs. Claus’ birthday party, including elf strippers and roast haunch of reindeer.

4> The annual report describes “stable labor relations,” yet CNN is showing violent elf riots.

3> Toys packed with shredded tax returns.

2> Six top elves have all stepped down this year to “spend more time with their reindeer.”

and the Number 1 Sign Santa’s Workshop Has Been Cheating
Investors…

1> Wait a minute! He’s giving away these toys? What kinda profit margin is *that*?

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Credits:

Selected from 8 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1, 6 (Employee of the week!)
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — 2
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — 3, Topic, Banner Tag
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, 5
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO