December 27th, 2006



MEMO FROM THE PREZ:
Before you leave for the holiday
weekend, be sure to turn in all
your expenses, your timecards,
your project sheets, your keys
and your ID badge. Just in case.


The Top 6 Signs It’s the
Friday Before a Long Weekend


6> All the cars in the company lot are parked facing out.

5> The engineers are saying tearful farewells to their systems and servers.

4> The boss has the computer geeks rig it so he can make sure everyone checks out at five… from his home computer.

3> Your project leader scheduled a two-hour meeting starting at 4 p.m.

2> The CEO hasn’t been seen since Wednesday.

and the Number 1 Sign It’s the Friday Before a Long Weekend…

1> Stakes at lunchtime poker game are keys to rental cabins.




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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1, 6 (Employee of the week!)
Richard W. Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4, 5
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — Topic
K.W. Wyckham, Youngstown, OH — Banner Tag
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — President & CEO